Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Jokes and Riddles

#1 Knock, knock.Who's there?Woo.Woo, who?
#2 What did the ghost have for a snack?
#3 How does the moon get the ice off it's windshield?
#4 Knock-knock. Who's there?Irish.Irish who?
#5 What kind of a ship doesn’t break?
#6 What did the teddy bear say when he was offered some lunch?
#7What do you call a cow in a earthquake?
#8What do sheep do on sunny days?
#9Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
#10 What do you call a kitten drinking lemonade? By. Megan Carney

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